THE COUNTDOWN CONTINUES. 25 DAYS TO GLORY!!!My annoyance of you must abate for a moment. 2 sick kids and i have no voice. Something's got to give, and I figured now is as good a time as any to see if me shutting up would raise more money. Today's abridged version can be the control. SCIENCE!
25: Andruw Jones, Mark McGwire and Barry Bonds all wore the number, which clearly means 25 has something hidden meaning like "I am a massive cheater who is 80% horse steroids and with anabolic steroids.
25th Hour was a not-entirely frustrating Spike Lee movie.
25 cents in a quarter and quarters allow us to play skee ball and earn multiple tickets which can be exchanged for things that cost significantly less than a quarter (a transaction Goldman Sachs envies).
Twenty Five is the name of George Michael's greatest hits album, but can it really be considered his "greatest" if it didn't include my own performances of "Father Figure" at law school parties (OK, let me have a little digression here: I only had to break out Father Figure or Michael Jackson's Man in the Mirror because the parties were so burdened by the self-importance of law students that something simply had to be done to ridicul-ify things and loosen people up; don't laugh until you've seen our house full of people jamming out to Sisqo, emptying our bottles of tequila and raiding our freezer for the Sam's Club sized box of icee-pops).
Alright, that's enough. All these emails lately have made me feel like I'm your preacher, teacher, anything you had in mind. Must cut this off now. I'm reaching for the tylenol sizzurp and going to bed.
Regardless, start with the man in the mirror, ask him to make that change and help the millions of people affected by Arthritis. No message could come in any clearer: if you wanna make the world a better place, take a look at yourself and join TEAM 33 by following the link below:
http://www.kintera.org/faf/r.asp?t=4&i=312420&u=312420-211716341
Join TEAM 33. Sign up. Spread the word to your friends and family. Join us at the walk. Give a few bucks for a great cause. Put your tiny hand in mine. And we'll have cake.
24 more emails to come. If my throat stays like this, they might be my only method of communication. That's just disappointing for everyone. JOIN TEAM 33!!!
If you have any questions about how incredibly awesome TEAM 33 is, give me a call or send me an email. Thanks again!
Alright, that's enough. All these emails lately have made me feel like I'm your preacher, teacher, anything you had in mind. Must cut this off now. I'm reaching for the tylenol sizzurp and going to bed.
Regardless, start with the man in the mirror, ask him to make that change and help the millions of people affected by Arthritis. No message could come in any clearer: if you wanna make the world a better place, take a look at yourself and join TEAM 33 by following the link below:
http://www.kintera.org/faf/r.asp?t=4&i=312420&u=312420-211716341
Join TEAM 33. Sign up. Spread the word to your friends and family. Join us at the walk. Give a few bucks for a great cause. Put your tiny hand in mine. And we'll have cake.
24 more emails to come. If my throat stays like this, they might be my only method of communication. That's just disappointing for everyone. JOIN TEAM 33!!!
If you have any questions about how incredibly awesome TEAM 33 is, give me a call or send me an email. Thanks again!
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